By Anthony Santiago

OMG – OMG – OMG alert to the Chuck “My chest hair cures Cancer” Norris power straights and queens. Barney (Frank) and I were out on our daily walk to Goodwill to exercise our diabetic legs and when we approached the front door of our local slamming Goodwill, there was a huge crowd. I figured they must have got a new shipment of girdles in to die for, but low and behold, Chuck Norris was in there talking to the Store Manager Donny who is hotty!

Donny yelled to BF and I to come over and meet Chuck since we are after all, EPIC people in our community and at the Goodwill too. When Chuck went to shake my hand, I told him, “Honey child, you aint shaking my hand, come give me some sugar.” Chuck was like you “cutey pooty come here and lock one on ole Chuckie baby.”… Holla..

Barney got so excited, that the nip slip on the House Floor was nothing like this one! Ja Ja He He

Just another day in my EPIC life…..

AS out…