Chapter 1

PIGLAND – Sucking Up for Traffic

“When you can find something like Pigland, exploit it and tell the people what they want to hear, even if it means sucking the knob of their man crush.” — Pigman

You say “we” don’t want you in Pigland anymore, as if you speak for the thousands and thousands of people that go there. You are a part of a small minority of people in Pigland that may not want me there, and that’s ok. I learned a long time ago that you can’t, and won’t please everyone. How old are you? Because it’s usually a juvenile that calls people “fat”. I happen to have a medical condition that I deal with every day that contributes to my weight gain. It’s a situation that I deal with every day, but for an adult to resort to the “fat” insults is a bit concerning. Oh you bring up my country, and what kind of an American I am? Have you served your country? What proud service have you given your country? Don’t you dare come at me with that shit.. you know?

The more I think about your initial bacon, the more pathetic it gets. I say again, lose your hate… I mean for crying out loud, have a beer with me, a phone conversation, anything before you take 5 minutes of your life to write such bullshit email.

I’ll take my spelling mistakes over your common sense any day of the week. You would rather lose tons of traffic (hits) to your site via Pigland in regards to Mr. Dong’s Mailbag, just to take some childish swipe at me? Lmao, you have just convinced me that yes, you ARE as stupid as you look. Do you honestly think that you’re hurting me by posting such childish shit in your mailbag? Farney Fooney lol.

I am sitting here trying to think of the words to use in order to best describe how pathetic you have become. We are LAUGHING at you, lol, yea ok. Not only am I laughing at you, but our whole team is laughing at you. Keep it going, please keep it going, because the more you swipe at me, the more foolish you and your entire team look. TRUST me, very reputable people in the bacon world have been warned about you, and every time you post some stupid ass shit about me in your mailbag or wherever you post it, these people are made aware of it.

Let me guess, you’ll email me back and accuse me of being crazy, and yes of course you’ll mix in a few of your ohhhh so boring fat insults lol. But that’s ok, because it would only further prove what kind of a person you are.

Are you kidding me? I send alias emails? You two made a living sending me alias emails. Keep it real dude, don’t spew your shit as if you sat idly by and had nothing to do with anything. Oh and what the F**K are you talking about, you got an alias email from Brandon, MS telling you to check out my blog? As God is my witness I never sent no alias email to you. If I have something to say to you, you won’t need any IP address to figure out who it is, it will come from this email.

Who the f**k is this fat bible thumping slob that you are talking about??? When I left RSR I had NO bad blood with you at all either. The bad blood developed when I started getting the ALIAS emails from you. The bad blood started when you slandered me on your site, after the Golden shower bullshit. That’s when all of this started, and you know it. The only time I got pissed at you was when you started asking me to ask the pigs your questions on the farm. Your editing my stuff was fine by me, in fact you taught me some things, and I still appreciate it.

Piglet promised me HALF of any cupcakes that I could bring to the table and then he pulled some bullshit about not wanting to pay me half if he already tried talking to a baker before me. WTF kind of logic is that?? People, really and I mean this completely… maybe there is a third person involved here somewhere, because I haven’t sent you any alias emails in over a year.