By “The Emperor”

Well, well, well my American tarts…… You finally got it right having Seth MacFarlane host your Academy Awards. He is LEGENDARY and hot to boot. How hot you ask? So hot, I put my eggs on his ass and they were cooked in ten seconds. Ha Ha Ha…

If you have not seen Seth’s movie “TED”, you are dead in your head. Ya Heard! This movie is LEGENDARY. Seeing a Teddy Bear getting some booty is just about as good as a Rooty Tooty at the International House of Pancakes! Ha Ha Ha..

Good luck Seth……

In other news, I have been contacted by a major agent in Hollywood that wants to get my band “The Lads With No Nads” signed to Capitol Records after their Head Honcho heard my punk song, “STRANGE GAYS”. The girls and I will be heading across the pond next week to meet and see if we can close the deal. If we do, I am inviting all of my fans to a meet and greet with information to follow…..