By Andi Goforth

In life, we are often faced with difficult decisions. At times, we may be confused on what course is best. Always remember, very little is done that can’t be undone.  If we say something or do something and it turns out to be the wrong course, don’t be afraid to correct it.

Sometimes we have hurdles to overcome. We may feel exhausted, overwhelmed, and confused Always remember…. People are powerful! We often look back on situations and wonder how we survived. We survived because we are strong! Remember your strength! Remember your power!

And use it!!

No situation or decision is bad if we learn from it!

Dear Andi,

I’m so depressed! I’m a 46 year old man who has been divorced 4 times. I have a 20 year old son who I have no relationship with, and I just broke up with the woman of my dreams. Any advice for me?

Bolly Wedwords

Dear Bolly,

My suggestion is that you drive on down to the Ace Hardware store and get a mirror. Make sure that you get all of the supplies to hang the mirror up. When you hang it up….. Look in it!

It seems to me that YOU are the problem Buddy. It’s possible, but rarely is it that 6 people are wrong.

Dear Andi,

Please help me. I’m a 34 year old professional and I’ve got it going on! I’m smart, I’m the only successful one of my siblings, and I have a great life. I have the best life, the best husband, the best kids, and the best looks. Yet, it seems that everyone is jealous of me. Why is that?

Blue Eyez

Dear Blue Eyez….

Are you sure that your eyes aren’t brown? No really, as full of yourself as you are, I’m sure that the brown has at least made it to your eyes thus far.

Try this…… Be less full of yourself, with more care towards others. Since you’re only 34, there are endless numbers of people who have not had the “pleasure” of meeting you. Make those changes and meet new people. They’ll have no clue of how full of it you are.

Hello Andi,

I have been a bad boy. Over the last month, I have hit up three Goodwill’s in my hometown of Phoenix Arizona and lusted for the various female cashiers to let me rub their feet. I know this sick, but I cannot help it. What should I do?

Antonio Martin

Dear Antonio,

I’m sorry, but I don’t have enough degrees on my wall behind my desk to give you the help that you truly need, nor can I write prescriptions. I suggest that you perform goodwill to the cashiers, people of Arizona, and citizens of this country (particularly the female population) and seek psychological help. And stay away from Goodwill MOFO!

Ms Andi,

For years, I have had a man crush on Will Smith. I don’t consider myself gay, but damn his ears just make me harder than US Steel. Is this crazy?

Abe Skinless

Dear Abe,

We all have fantasies to differing degrees. Fantasies, in of themselves, do not make us “crazy” or “different”, as long as it involves consenting adults. Under aged individuals, farm animals…. Crazy!

Adults… Not so! I will caution you…. I hear that Jada is quite the fireball. Don’t be fooled. Little axes chop down big trees. So keep your “Willie” wants under wraps….. And use plenty of lotion.

Andi,

I am a lifelong Democrat, but am having a hard time with the job President Obama has done over this tenure in office.  At this point, I am really thinking of going Independent.  What are your thoughts on my idea?

Concerned Democrat

Dear Concerned Democrat,

Thanks for writing.  I understand and appreciate loyalty, it’s an excellent quality to possess. However, from time to time, we all need to evaluate our position on a matter and see if it’s truly serving us. My experience with politics has been that it’s less about party lines and more about performance.  Are the current policies beneficial to you and your community? Are you satisfied with the direction that this country is headed? Are you confident that the current administration’s policies will solidify this country’s greatness? If the answer to any of these questions is “no!”, then you need to rethink your allegiance.

Don’t succumb to pressure from misplaced loyalty…. Look at the issues and how they align with your values, and act accordingly.

I would like to express my sincerest appreciation to each and every person who reads my column. I understand the struggles that we face daily, and the fact that none of us are immune to those struggles.

Each and every reader and each and every question is of the utmost importance to me. I promise to address all of your questions and concerns so please feel free to submit them.

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