By David Stillwell

Seriously in the land of modern technology songstress Selena Gomez reports possible intruder for the third time. Fed up police tell the spaced out Gomez to just lock your door. The problem starts when Gomez returns home to find her front door unlocked. In a panic, because drama sells, she calls the PD insisting someone is in her mansion. When the police respond they find nobody there. Nothing is missing. No sign of forced entry. Um hello! The fourth time and there will be a fourth time because drama sells, should cost her $1M in fines. How crazy can you be if you cannot remember to lock your door in the LA area? The mega songstress should hire a doorman.

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