By Dave Siderski

NewzBreaker readers I have come to you today to officially announce my candidacy for President of the United States. I believe our leaders have grown stale and America needs a new voice with new ideas and a unique vision for our future which I, and only I, can provide for us!

I bring to the table my several months of journalistic experience, writing about boxing and the NFL. This along with my prolific experience in 3rd grade student government and being lord and master of the Mythical Boxing Group qualifies me to lead our nation during this tumultuous time. Also, did I mention that I can see Cape Cod from my backyard! I know how to keep those nefarious Canadians in line! I am proven and battle tested. I promise the American people that I have the strength to keep you safe! And I have VERY DEFINITE OPINIONS about the important issues that we all care so much about! Vote for “Mythical” Dave in 2016!

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