Well, well, well my American tarts…… You finally got it right having Seth MacFarlane host your Academy Awards. He is LEGENDARY and hot to boot. How hot you ask? So hot, I put my eggs on his ass and they were cooked in ten seconds. Ha Ha Ha…
If you have not seen Seth’s movie “TED”, you are dead in your head. Ya Heard! This movie is LEGENDARY. Seeing a Teddy Bear getting some booty is just about as good as a Rooty Tooty at the International House of Pancakes! Ha Ha Ha..