Did you know they have all kinds of “Days” to honor ridiculous things like April 30th Hairstyle Appreciation Day and March 10th Middle Name Pride day, but no Sober Friends day? I proclaim September 15th as “National Sober Friends Day!”
Sober friends are extremely important. This person is the physical representation of a drunken friend’s conscience. When all things in the drunk friend’s head goes to shit, this person brings out the pooper scooper. Sober friends have probably seen you at your absolute worse and still choose to hang out with you and if anything that deserves some praise, or maybe a trip to the therapist.

September 15th, 2017
CEO 














