By Dave “Mythical” Siderski
Welcome to another edition of celebrity mythical boxing. Today we bring you an intriguing matchup featuring two of the most controversial candidates we’ve ever seen for President of the United States in Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders. “The Donald” comes in tonight as a 7-5 favorite according to the Las Vegas odds makers. The fight will be televised live on GSPAM and is brought to you by GLEEEKO Insurance. Ok, enough with the preliminaries, let’s get to the action. We go to Wolf Blitzer at ringside.
“Are you ready…………Fans of really obnoxious, windbag politicians are you ready! Get your Geritol pills and cups of water ready!” Bernie Sanders emerges from his dressing room first, accompanied by his manager, Hillary Rodham Clinton. Bernie enters the ring to modest applause.

March 21st, 2016
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